"Shooting babies isn't all sh*ts and giggles... It's mostly sh*t. All over the floor."
Much like how we discovered that Lisa Frank was actually a tortured artist, a new comedy sketch from Paulilu Mixtape shows us that the world's most famous baby photographer actually f#@&ing hates babies.
Sure, Anne Geddes used to be a famous fashion photographer in the 80s, but that was before she found the perfect subject, one that's always under 90 lbs and never has a cocaine problem. Spending time with these drooling, crying half-people was her only choice.
Plus, if it weren't for photographing babies in cabbage, old boots or garbage cans, she would have never became best friends with Celine Dion.
Sacrifices, people. Sacrifices.