Yep, if there were a conservative Lorax this is pretty much exactly what he'd be like. Forget the trees, corporations are people and they need us, too.
Written and directed by comedian, and member of sketch group Olde English, Adam Conover, this dead-on animated parody of Dr. Seuss' The Lorax shows us a world where children's book authors are way more concerned about growing the economy and shrinking the government than ephemeral things like nature and wildlife. After all, money doesn't grown on trees, but trees are trees. Think about that.
What other Dr. Seuss characters need a conservative doppelganger?