There are winners, and then there are the people in this video of the ultimate drunk FAILs.
Grandpa H.P. Comedy has some advice for you, so take heed. Kids, alcohol is a tricky thing: just the right amount and you're the life of the party, too much and you're an Internet sensation. Mom and dad have Polariod pictures, you have YouTube. A picture may say a thousand words, but a YouTube fail video lasts a lifetime.
We're sure these ultimate fail thespians didn't start out their days with "become notorious on the internet for being stupid" on their to-do lists, but fail they did. Hard.
So the next time you're feeling a little embarrassed or worse for wear, just remind yourself you're (hopefully) not the one vying for a Darwin Award by riding a one-wheeled bicycle down the side of the highway. Or tumbling into a shelf of chips at a 7-11.
Now get off our lawn!