WOMEN
08/02/2012 11:36 am ET

40 Things You Should Never Say On A First Date

1. "Who are you texting?"

2. "Oh, I just assumed you'd pay."

3. "I don't think women are funny. Especially lesbians."

4. "My Dad is my best friend. I'm looking for a partner that's just like him."

5. (total silence)

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