What does it take to be an Olympic athlete? It takes having absolutely nothing else in your life of any importance besides your training.
At least, that's what all of us watching the Olympics coverage on TV with our family, friends and buckets of wings assume.
Taking that idea to its extreme, UCB Comedy recut a dramatic Citi Bank Olympic ad with a new voiceover. This time around the athletes explain everything they're missing while getting themselves in peak condition. That book everyone's talking about, your son's birthday, your own wedding: that's all just background when you've got stuff to jump over.