What does it take to be an Olympic athlete? It takes having absolutely nothing else in your life of any importance besides your training.

At least, that's what all of us watching the Olympics coverage on TV with our family, friends and buckets of wings assume.

Taking that idea to its extreme, UCB Comedy recut a dramatic Citi Bank Olympic ad with a new voiceover. This time around the athletes explain everything they're missing while getting themselves in peak condition. That book everyone's talking about, your son's birthday, your own wedding: that's all just background when you've got stuff to jump over.

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    Manuel Minginfel (Micronesia)

  • Best Landing Face

    John Orozco (United States)

  • Best Anti-Gravity Face

    Cao Yuan (China)

  • Best Yelling Face

    Manueli Tulo (Fiji)

  • Best Stinky Pool Face

    Gemma Beadsworth (Australia)

  • Best 'There's Something In My Teeth' Face

    Patrick Hausding (Germany)

  • Best 'Kicked In The Groin' Face

    Anastasia Grishina (Russia)

  • Best Concentration Face

    Vladimir Samsonov (Belarus)

  • Best Unintentional Smile

    Sascha Klein (Germany)

  • Best Unintentional Frown

    Michael Phelps (United States)

  • Best 'Derp' Face

    Nicole Davis (United States)

  • Best Anticipation Face

    Ivana Djerisilo (Serbia)

  • Best Accidental Duck Face

    Andy Roddick (United States)

  • Best 'How's My Hair?' Face

    Nick McCrory (United States)

  • Best Face With Eyes Closed

    Ulrika Agren (Sweden)

  • Best 'The F#@k Is That?' Face

    Lucie Safarova (Czech Republic)

  • Best Face/Name

    German Sanchez Sanchez (Mexico)

  • Best 'Can I Do This?' Face

    Sandra Raluca Izbasa (Romania)

  • Best 'Gimme That' Face

    Belinda Snell (Australia)

  • Best Upside-Down Face

    Missy Franklin (USA)

  • Best Face (Period)

    Elisa Casanova (Italy)