The Five Worst Primary 2012 Candidates In Miami-Dade County

Our 5 Worst Primary Candidates

This article courtesy of Miami New Times.

With Miami's primary elections rolling in on August 14, Banana Republican decided to do Dade a solid by tallying up the worst scalawags, scoundrels, and scumbags who weaseled onto the ballot. Rock the vote, long live democracy, and all that jazz.

But honestly, we'd rather you stay at home and watch Dr. Phil than vote for any of these folks:

5. Dr. Rudolph Moise

Miami New Times' 5 Worst Primary Candidates

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