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08/06/2012 11:51 am ET Updated Aug 06, 2012

The Five Worst Primary 2012 Candidates In Miami-Dade County

This article courtesy of Miami New Times.

By Francisco Alvarado

With Miami's primary elections rolling in on August 14, Banana Republican decided to do Dade a solid by tallying up the worst scalawags, scoundrels, and scumbags who weaseled onto the ballot. Rock the vote, long live democracy, and all that jazz.

But honestly, we'd rather you stay at home and watch Dr. Phil than vote for any of these folks:

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Miami New Times' 5 Worst Primary Candidates
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Miami New Times' 5 Worst Primary Candidates

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