08/08/2012 01:48 pm ET

David Cross Does Green-Screen Cooking Show On 'Comedy Bang! Bang!'

For those of you who need your David Cross fix while waiting for "Arrested Development" to come back, "Comedy Bang! Bang!" brings him in for a special guest appearance.

If Peter Jackson directed Mario Batali, it would probably look a lot like David Cross' cooking show. Except without the distracting special effects.

Cross plays Chef Bellini Pastafangu (catchphrase: "Move that rumble from your stomach to your butt!"), and with the help of "CBB" host Scott Aukerman, who worked with Cross on "Mr. Show," whips up a plate of spicy paella. Except we don't actually see the dish. It'll be added in post-production, maybe.