No one gets into the used car business if they don't want their ex-wife to try and have them killed. It's all part of the game, and you gotta be super chill when it happens. Assassination attempts are just another plate on the buffet of life. No big deal.
Pretty sure this guy is about to get a lot of offers for future potentially murderous ex-wives. Get in line, sisters!
Thanks For The Reminder
Great health tip.
Are You Sure?
Some big news for couples trying to conceive.
Pregnant Weight Gain
Maybe They're Busy...
...Busy being dead.
Best way to beat unemployment by far.
We thought people just like them so much, they never want to hand them in.
New Study On Women's Diseases
Females are slightly more susceptible to them.
Those Damn Babies!
When it comes to overpopulation: Blame the babies.
Groundbreaking Dietary Study
So eating more fat could lead to gaining weight, you say?
A new revelation in microeconomics.
It's Not Rocket Science, Ladies
If your fingers can't actually touch the "touch screen" you're going to have problems.
And all this time we thought spray-cheese was the fountain of life.
As opposed to all the other things that earthquakes cause.
So does stabbing your foot with a fork.
Guns In A Gun Store?
Maybe they mistook "gun" for "gum" and thought they sold candy.
We Agree Wholeheartedly
Health Officials are SMART.
You Don't Say
We were slapping our heads even BEFORE we saw the sub-headline saying there were 12 others.
After testing this theory personally, we can firmly attest to this.
You'd think it would drop off after age 19.
Who Gave You That Idea?
Somewhere, someone needs to fire their doctor.
Only A Close Look Could Tell You That
Required a very detailed analysis.
Acing Spanish Tests
We also hear that French students are acing their French tests.
That's A Stretch
But he always has such a sunny disposition!
Now Why Would They Do That?
That's not the only illegal thing they're doing. Or so we hear.
Rally Against Apathy
Pretty unsurprising, but thanks for the confirmation.