No one gets into the used car business if they don't want their ex-wife to try and have them killed. It's all part of the game, and you gotta be super chill when it happens. Assassination attempts are just another plate on the buffet of life. No big deal.

Pretty sure this guy is about to get a lot of offers for future potentially murderous ex-wives. Get in line, sisters!

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