Now hear us out. We know that Ryan Lochte is not in college. He is 27! Har har ha ha. However, for a 27-year-old man (and an American hero) he exhibits quite a bit of college-age behavior, leading the editors at HuffPost College to believe that he could actually be a college student if we squint hard enough.
Thus, we present to you (in slideshow form) a chain of evidence proving the fact that Ryan Lochte is - in pseudo fact - in college. This is a pretty intellectual endeavor, so we hope you aren't flummoxed.