Did you miss the Comedy Central Roast of Roseanne? Don't worry, we've got you covered.
And for all the night's biggest highlights, read our live blog from the broadcast below. We posted jokes that didn't make it to the show, interviews from the red carpet and much more all night long.
|@ realjeffreyross : Holy mackeral @waynebrady demolished me with that trigg joke. #RoseanneRoast. Great set, buddy.|
Fuck you right wing haters...did u hear her.She can sing it...out & on key. It's called a "joke". Look it up,clearly u never have.— Ellen Barkin (@EllenBarkin) August 13, 2012
"If I can bury my roiling-boiling ceaseless hatred for Tom Arnold, maybe there's a chance we can have world peace." — Roseanne
"Jeff Ross is to third-rate comedians what Kim Kardashian is to no-talent fame whores... A HERO!"
They had a moment on the show shortly after Tom Arnold. Interesting.
Gets a standing ovation for asking for his endorsement deal back. OMG. We're dying.
"I just want to say that, Roseanne, you were my Johnny Carson. And thank you for the thumbs up and thank you for letting me sit on your couch for a little while."
"You've gotta stay with this woman. She may not be the perfect wife, but she's literally the worst ex-wife on the planet."
"We have not been in the same room for 18 years... Why am I here? To honor Roseanne and because I earned it the hard way."
No words. No. Words.
|@ RealGilbert : I don't understand what @realjeffreyross meant by, "Comics need to apologize for jokes". I'm terribly sorry about this tweet. #RoseanneRoast|
Roseanne, you constantly fire people who work for you… you’ve done more AXING than a reporter at the Source Awards— Jesse Joyce (@jessejoyce) August 13, 2012
And it's amazing.
His Jeff Ross reminds Sarah Palin of what Trig will look like joke had us crying.
"Roseanne, I've always loved you for saying whatever you want and for never holding back. And in these alarming times when comedians are second-guessing their imaginations and sometimes even apologizing for jokes, I consider you a hero and a martyr and a friend."
Everybody who worked for Roseanne said the only office they would’ve rather been in was on the 82nd floor of the North Tower— Jesse Joyce (@jessejoyce) August 13, 2012
"Thank you, Jane. I've been a fan of yours since you were cutting down the redwoods with your big red ox." — Katey Sagal
Carrie Fisher went from Princess Leia, to Princess Lay-a-Round Nursing a Hangover— Jesse Joyce (@jessejoyce) August 13, 2012
"You know you're unattractive when Sara Gilbert is the eye candy on set..." — Amy Schumer
Ellen Barkin is so shallow Italian cruise ship captains are now trained to avoid her.— Jesse Joyce (@jessejoyce) August 13, 2012