What's a kid to do when his parents don't get home until after 9pm? Create some awesome culinary creations, obviously. Nolan Gould -- who plays Luke in ABC's "Modern Family" -- stars in College Humor's "Absentee Parent Cooking Show," a funny look at what happens when a young kid is hungry for both food and open flames.

He comes up with some innovative recipes using Dunkaroo icing, balled up Wonder Bread and Fruit Roll-Ups, among others. He pays no mind to that pesky cold of his, even if some serious germs might end up in his gourmet meal.

The kitchen is a walking hazard from the creaking chairs he steps on to the sharp knives he picks up all at one. This is pretty much a parent's worst nightmare, except, of course, the parents aren't home.

That means it's time for the three liter cola from the garage, which tastes even better when spilled, and then licked up directly from the kitchen counter.


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