Everybody faints; it's nothing to be ashamed of. Some people just do it in more spectacular settings than others. To these artists, we say thank you. Your work never ceases to inspire us. Also, you might want to go see a doctor; concussions aren't always evident right away.
Take a look at this often wince-inducing mashup of the most amazing faintings YouTube has to offer. Remember, if you're going to be standing for a long time, you need to bend your knees every so often. And don't skip breakfast.