Where do you even get off, cat? Come on. Learn some manners. You don't think you have to learn manners, because you are a cat? Even cats have to know how to treat one another. It's Cat Law. Don't think you could survive in the wild without your owners. So don't go around knocking their stuff over and then acting like it's cool. Because it isn't.
Screw you, Teddy the Cat.
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