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Honest Toddler Didn't Fail Gymboree. Gymboree Failed Honest Toddler.

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Earlier this week, Honest Toddler posted his first blog for HuffPost Parents. In the post, he apologized to his mom for a rough night. "In my defense, my blanket really did keep coming off, I was thirsty, and ... I can't remember the other reasons, but I'm sure they were equally valid," he explained.

The tech-savvy tot will be contributing more in the future, but because we need our daily fix of his musings, we've been keeping a close eye on his Twitter feed. We recently collected our 50 favorite tweets from his first few months on Twitter, and we'll present more highlights in regular installments going forward. The following are some of HT's most hilarious quips since our last roundup. We dare you not to laugh.

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