08/16/2012 01:42 pm ET

'The Situation' Mike Sorrentino 'Won't Last A Week' On 'Celebrity Big Brother,' Says UK Journalist

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino has arrived in England, where he joined the cast of "Celebrity Big Brother U.K."

"He won't last a week. We gave the world the Olympic games, and in return you gave us The Situation," says British journalist and author Jessica Callan. "After he meets all these British stars, he will be begging to return to the 'Jersey Shore' house. Plus, he will be utterly clueless in the 'Big Brother' house at who the stars are. He should watch out though -- there's an Olympic judo champion in the house. He's unlikely to score with the ladies. When he showed off his famous stomach to the host of the show, it was less of a six-pack and more of a keg."

"Celebrity Big Brother" is a reality TV program in which celebrity contestants live isolated in a house and try to avoid being evicted. The fame level of participating celebrities is so low that in a previous season, contestant Chantelle Houghton, who was not a celebrity, entered the game with the task of convincing her housemates that she was a genuine star. She went on to win, saying she was a pop star from the fictitious girl band "Kandy Floss.”

Mike should fit right in.


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