Rep. Todd Akin (R-Mo.) is taking a lot of heat for his recent comments on "legitimate rape" and how a woman's body can somehow miraculously stop itself from getting pregnant if she is the victim of one. It's the sort of bizarre, illogical quagmire one finds himself in when his viewpoints are so far out of step of with things like science, common sense and general humanity.
But maybe we've got Akin all wrong. Maybe he really does understand a woman's body better than every single other person on the planet. To that end, here are a 10 other magical things we're pretty sure Akin believes a woman's vagina can do.
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