A new 50 Cent music video has been released, and it's low on subtlety and high on girl-on-girl eye contact. The song, which is about how sexually compatible 50 Cent and his female companion are, gets reimagined as a vehicle for YouTube users to watch two full-figured models move in slow motion, first in an empty bar, then in a four post bed.
Also, perhaps it would be better off to ignore the blatant promotion for 50's self-branded headphones, but is the best time to place a product really in the middle of a threesome? Is that the context in which headphones are most appealing? Look, nearly nude women touching each other! But wait, blue over-the-ear headphones? Let me Google those right now and buy them! This is way worse than that time Rick Ross picked up a bottle of Ciroc in the "Touch N You" video, only to have it turn into red wine by the time he left the room.
Someone take us back to the days when 50 was doing upside down crunches.
"Be My B---h" is off 50's upcoming full-length, Street King Immortal. That album drops Nov. 13. More from the man who was shot nine times below.
50 Cent - Just A Lil Bit
Music video by 50 Cent performing Just A Lil Bit. (C) 2005 Shady Records/Aftermath Records/Interscope Records
50 Cent - 21 Questions ft. Nate Dogg
Music video by 50 Cent performing 21 Questions. (C) 2003 Shady Records/Aftermath Records/Interscope Records
50 Cent - Baby By Me ft. Ne-Yo
Music video by 50 Cent performing Baby By Me. (C) 2009 Shady Records/Aftermath Records/Interscope Records
50 Cent - Candy Shop ft. Olivia
Music video by 50 Cent performing Candy Shop. (C) 2005 Shady Records/Aftermath Records/Interscope Records
Jeremih - Down On Me ft. 50 Cent
Music video by Jeremih performing Down On Me. (C) 2010 The Island Def Jam Music Group
50 Cent - In Da Club
Music video by 50 Cent performing In Da Club. (C) 2003 Shady Records/Aftermath Records/Interscope Records
50 Cent - Till I Collapse (Official Music Video) Exclusive
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50 Cent - New Day (Lyrics Video)
Download now on iTunes: smarturl.it New lyrics video by 50 Cent performing New Day feat Dr. Dre and Alicia Keys. New single off of Street King Immortal - Album coming out this fall Produced by Dr Dre and mixed by Eminem Download the Thisis50 app for iPhone and Android! (Search: Thisis50) Connect: www.facebook.com www.twitter.com Instragram: @50Cent Subscribe: www.youtube.com New song released in Dirty / HD / CDQ / High Quality on July 27th 2012. Interscope Records 2012
Nicole Scherzinger - Right There ft. 50 Cent
Music video by Nicole Scherzinger performing Right There. Get it on iTunes: glnk.it © 2011 VEVO
Down On Me(With Me and 50 Cent)
Watch Me Perform "Down On Me" with 50 Cent This Premiered On An Episode Of "Chelsea Lately" NEW CLOTHING LINE: www.justloveapparel.com FOLLOW ME ON KEEK (NEW VIDEO MESSAGING SITE) www.keek.com NEW IPHONE LIP-SYNC BATTLE APP: itunes.apple.com TWITTER: www.twitter.com www.twitter.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com WEB: www.keenansroom.com KEENAN CAHILL MANAGEMENT www.twitter.com www.facebook.com www.twitter.com www.twitter.com
Eminem - You Don't Know ft. 50 Cent, Cashis, Lloyd Banks
Music video by Eminem performing You Don't Know. (C) 2006 Shady Records/Interscope Records
50 Cent - PIMP (Snoop Dogg Remix) ft. Snoop Dogg, G-Unit
Music video by 50 Cent performing PIMP. (C) 2003 Shady Records/Aftermath Records/Interscope Records
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