Our knowledge of the erotic novel du jour, "Fifty Shades Of Grey," is mostly comprised of "SNL" parodies and dramatic readings by Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis. Now, this latest spoof from College Humor tells us everything we need to know about the upcoming movie adaptation.

In the video above, comedian Paul Scheer (FX's "The League") auditions for the role of Christian Grey, who, from what we gather, is a popsicle-flavored menswear model who's really into "butt stuff" and something called "cheese d*ck."

So yeah, we'd say we have have a pretty good grasp of what the movie is going to be about. Why not save yourself $10 and watch Scheer's audition instead? Trust us: we're 100% sure that this is more entertaining.

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