While a Cleveland zookeeper was "Kickin' It With Kenny," Kenny Crumpton of FOX 8 in Ohio that is, a certain mother rhino's bodily functions caused Crumpton to pretty much lose it on-air.

To put it plainly: the rhino cuts one during her morning bath, Crumpton lets out a howl and proceeds to spend the next 30 seconds making some seriously cheesy bean jokes at the animal's expense. If that isn't a testament to the magic of live television, we don't know what is.

Watch the video above and see more on-air bloopers in the slideshow and video below.

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  • Bad Idea

    Stand at the top next time.

  • On-Air Tension

    There must be more to this.

  • Dramatic British Facepalm

    Wait for the end.

  • Winter Wipe-Out

    Nice recovery.

  • Don't Leave Map Editors Unattended

    Because they will be messed with.

  • Quick Power Nap

    Sleep deprivation can have that effect.

  • Really Didn't Need To Know That

    Thanks for letting us know, though.

  • Prime Suspect

    Rodney Stanger is the most cunning of criminals.

  • Ice vs. Weatherman

    Ice always wins.

  • In His Defense, He's Completely Insane

    We have no words.

  • Snowball In The Face

    Whoever threw that had some pretty good aim.

  • A Common MIx-Up

    She got there in the end.

  • A What Job?

    Don't worry, he said it won't happen again.

  • New Airline Snack

    Think of all those who are allergic.

  • Ice vs. Weatherman II

    Ice is 2-0 so far.

  • Hard To Say

    Give her a break, Shep.

  • Something Else On His Mind

    "The Internet, what they're going to do with this one!"

  • This Is What It's All About

    He's good at snowball fights.

  • Good Recovery

    Some great ad-libbing there.

  • Pending Divorce

    In her defense that guy is a big arsehole.

  • Vasectomies Are Hilarious

    The cameraman even got involved in this one.

  • Hard-Hitting Reporting

    Good story, guys.

  • Snow Plow

    Might want to stand farther to the side of the road.

  • Grape Lady

    Ah, the infamous grape crushing fall.

  • BBC's Horrible Secret

    But he finally sheds light on the story.

  • Sausage Contest

    At least they're mature about it.

  • Spankings

    We'd actually rather she didn't elaborate on that.

  • Snow Day

    At least the kids were having fun.

  • He Was In A Rush

    It was quicker than walking all the way around the camera.

  • Magniturd

    A quick map edit takes care of it, though.

  • Slight Misunderstanding

    And Nancy Grace isn't happy about it.

  • Snowball Fight

    Was this planned? We don't really care.

  • Alcohol And Live Television Mix Well

    At least he made the report more interesting.

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