If the truck's a-rockin', please, for the love of god, don't come a-knockin'.
Police in Minnesota had to ignore that advice to break up a live, one-man sex show allegedly put on by the driver behind the wheel of a pickup truck.
Bystanders in St. Paul were scandalized to see Brian Wutschke allegedly performing a graphic act on a white dildo on Wednesday, according to the St. Paul Pioner Press.
Cars honked at the apparent exhibitionist to shoo him away. Police, who got complaints about the x-rated performance, found a red truck several blocks away.
Cops claim they found a piece of erotic hardware in Wutschke's shirt, the newspaper said, and noticed several pairs of women's underwear littering the interior.
During the pat down, Wutschke informed cops that the vibrating noise they heard was another pleasurable device.
The 45-year-old suspect was charged with two counts of indecent exposure, according to the Ramsey County sheriff's office.
The incident report provided to The Huffington Post said that he was initially detained for "obscene performances" and "indecent exposure."
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