Well -- today we learned that Shrimp Stars exist at KFC Singapore. Shortly thereafter, we learned that Singaporean KFCs are also slinging Fish Donuts. And now we've thrown our hands into the air because ridiculous fast food options abroad have begun to make our over-sized burgers and other crazy concoctions look awfully boring.
KFC Shrimp Stars are kind of exactly what they sound like -- a shrimp nugget molded into a star shape, then breaded and deep fried. This new offering can be purchased as part of a "Snackers" combo deal for 3.95 Singapore Dollars (which comes to about $3.15). We didn't realize, however, that while digging for the perfect picture of shrimp stars, we would come across THESE.
Why didn't anyone make a big deal about Fish Donuts yet? FISH DONUTS. Let that sink in. While we're sure these two fried seafood options would perturb American consumers more than a little, we have to say that we're starting to think the Double-Down is a total snooze-fest.
What do you think?
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KFC, the biggest chicken vendor in America, comes in ninth with revenues of $4.7 billion, though there were 107 fewer outposts in August 2011 than there were the year before.
8. Pizza Hut
<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/27/pizza-hut-ads_n_911106.html" target="_hplink">Good ads</a> equal big revenues for the biggest pizza chain in America. Pizza Hut took in a solid $5.4 billion in 2010.
7. Dunkin Donuts
America runs on Dunkin' to the tune of $6 billion a year -- that's almost $20 for each and every person in the country.
6. Taco Bell
2010 U.S. revenues of $6.9 billion make Taco Bell the biggest Mexican restaurant chain in the country.
Starbucks may have had a few hiccups <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/13/starbucks-bistro-boxes_n_897768.html" target="_hplink">when it comes to introducing food</a>. But its success in beverages has propelled American's biggest coffee purveyor into fifth place among fast food chains, with 2010 revenues of $7.6 billion.
Wendy's fries may be <a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2011/04/20/wendys-fries-vs-mcdonalds-fries-taste-test/" target="_hplink">number one</a>, but its revenues aren't there quite yet.
3. Burger King
Number two burger chain Burger King was sold for $3.26 billion to 3G Capital in 2009. 2010 revenues of $8.6 billion make that sound like a deal to us! (We know, we know, there's a difference between revenues and profits...)
Subway has the most outlets of any fast food brand; it expanded that total by 816 in the past year alone. But because each store is relatively small, revenues, at $10 billion, pale in comparison with those at the number one chain.
With revenues standing at a whopping $32.4 billion in 2010, the Golden Arches aren't being dethroned any time soon. What's surprising about its success is that per store sales at McDonald's are bigger than those even cult-ish brands with fewer outlets. With $2.4 million <em>per store</em>, they're second only to Chick Fil-A, which fans travel miles to visit.