When it comes to keeping our politicians honest, we trust David Letterman far more than Politifact. Which is why we're glad that Dave debuted a new segment, "Ann & Mitt Romney Lies," on Monday night to handily notify us whenever Mitt says something that probably ain't true.
We're not talking about his plans to tax the middle class or deregulate banks, more like when he claims he does his own chores and only wears Kirkland shirts from Costco. Then again, who knows? Maybe he just loves those $1.50 sausages.