If cats could talk, what would they tell their owners? Better yet, what if your kitten could express their thoughts and desires using alliteration, assonance and iambic pentameter?
"I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats" [Chronicle, $12.95] attempts to answer this pressing question with hilarious works such as "Closed Door," "Nine Lives," "O Christmas Tree," and the poem for which the collection is titled, "I Could Pee on This."
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