Married Someecards: 9 Awkward Someecards For Spouse To Spouse

Some things are better left unsaid. Actually, A LOT of things are better left unsaid--especially between husbands and wives.

Like, for example, the sentiments on the Someecards in the slideshow below. Click through to take a look at some of the most awkward potential exchanges between spouses (and be glad these are just e-cards, not real-life conversations).

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• Just Average

• Anniversary Annoyance

• It Keeps Getting Better

• Change Is Good

• By Force

• Second Time Around

• Smells Good

• Friendly Reminder

• Winner

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Comments

[AyeChart]

07:14 PM on 09/03/2012

Out of original ideas, HuffPo?

[Salem1]

09:34 PM on 09/01/2012

Fat, slovenly American women everywhere feel a momentary rush of joy at viewing these.

[Melinda P]

01:55 PM on 09/01/2012

shoot, the saying goes: the person you marry, be sure you want to be annoyed by them for the rest of your life.

or something like that, but I would use the annoying one

[Ishkodewaaboo]

02:02 AM on 09/01/2012

I would say all of these things to my man... and he would say all the ones directed at women to me... why? BECAUSE WEEEEE have a sense of humor... get over your petty emotional self and learn to laugh instead of constantly complaining and then projecting your whining all over the interwebz just because your wittle feelers got hurt :(

[Niki Rene]

10:13 PM on 08/31/2012

Why is it bad to tell your second husband he's better than the first? If he doesn't know he's the second husband there's something wrong in your relationship and it isn't him.

[flaminga]

01:24 AM on 09/01/2012

I think the comparisons (especially if they are frequent) become old & suggest that you are still thinking a lot about the first husband. If you're really content with the 2nd husband, it would seem that at some point you'd appreciate him for who he is & stop making comparisons. (Assuming we are treating this subject with any degree of seriousness, since the ideas are so lame)

[Ed Pacheco]

10:02 PM on 08/31/2012

I got one how about I am having an affair is that something you shouldnt say..

[Grasshapa]

04:10 PM on 08/31/2012

I sure wish this iPhone app worked. I hope I don't say the wron thing now

[strafem2]

02:54 PM on 08/31/2012

Dont say " You have such beautiful blond hair, why did you dye the roots black ?

[Briteleaf]

12:11 PM on 08/31/2012

Marketing trash...Have to look elsewhere for news reporting.

[RUKUS985]

12:10 PM on 08/31/2012

Many people are quitters by nature. It's easy for us to give up on anything in this country. We give up to easy we want everything handed to us. Just because things get bad for a while doesn't always mean throwing in the towel. We want it all..be single and married at the same time. It's impossible! It's commitment. Yeah, that dirty C-word!

[Sonupv]

12:08 PM on 08/31/2012

Couple of days ago, it is was "One thing"....now it is "Nine things"....get a life, you the person posting such nonsense.

[snacklunch]

11:31 AM on 08/31/2012

The person who did this page should be fired. What a flucking waste this site is turning into.

[Sandra Aikman Courter]

10:42 PM on 08/31/2012

Some people still appreciate a little light sided humor in our lives. =]

[Sandra Aikman Courter]

10:46 PM on 08/31/2012

their*

[fdeltz]

11:20 AM on 08/31/2012

Is this a commercial?  Did the company pay? Is there transparency at HP? Perhaps a disclaimer in the headline similar to magazine sections that say "paid advertisement" at the top?

[colred]

10:18 AM on 08/31/2012

Hey, I said #8 to my husband. He also said it to me about me and my wedding dress.

[Mike Mendel]

10:02 AM on 08/31/2012

Marriage is a fantasy it is faith it is something less than 50 % to go on ... and 95 % if it go's on you will be bitter ... it is a faith in a loving god and not in yourself !

[flaminga]

12:58 AM on 09/01/2012

Too bad we can't flag as idiotic.