08/31/2012 01:26 pm ET | Updated Oct 31, 2012

Only In Miami On Twitter: The Week's Best #OnlyInMiami Tweets (PHOTOS)

There's nothing to rile up Miami like impending severe weather, and by rile up we mean everyone heads for the club and stocks up on liquor. Twitter went mad with "This is no Hurricane Andrew" disdain for Isaac's 65-mile-an-hour winds, but there were still some great only in Miami moments to be had -- including a slip-and-slide and news that nothing, but nothing, will keep our strip clubs closed

Check out the most quintessentially 305 moments of the week, culled from the hashtag #OnlyinMiami:

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