We've already had a look at the weird and wacky things women do during the summer according to stock photos. Now that fall is approaching, let's explore the crazy things that a "bad day" for a woman involves, according to stock photos.
When we searched Alamy.com for "woman having a bad day," we found a great many pictures of hair disasters, household trouble, and questionable sartorial choices. So if you think you are having a bad day, but you do not have three hairbrushes stuck in your hair and you are neither throwing up into a wicker receptacle nor hiding behind some artful stage makeup, you are wrong. You don't even know what a bad day is. A bad day, you see, is what these stock photo models are collectively experiencing:
SLIDESHOW: What A Woman's Bad Day Looks Like, According To Stock Photos
If there are three hairbrushes trapped in your hair, you're definitely having a bad day.
It's definitely a bad day when you walk off the set of "<a href="http://www.lesmiserablesfilm.com/" target="_hplink">Les Miserables</a>" and into a photographer's studio.
It's even worse when there's a close-up involved.
The ultimate bad day: Completely losing an office-wide game of Sardines.
When you express how bad the day is by wearing copious amounts of stage makeup.
When no one can tell what you are doing.
When the stress stretches your arms out Gumby-like under a tauntingly placid blue sky.
When you throw up in the pretty wicker picnic basket.
When this dude borrows your Raggedy Ann costume.
When you have to interrupt your wedding to call and yell at your cable provider or ex or reality show co-star -- from the middle of a field.