While it may have seemed like everyone was bowled over by Michelle Obama's powerful DNC speech, at least one man knew it was all bullsh*t... "warm, soul-restoring bullsh*t."

After all, Stephen Colbert may be a father and a husband, but he's a Republican first and foremost, so he knows when his heartstrings are being pulled by a master con artist. Just watch him resist Michelle Obama's words in the clip above. She'll not be selling any of her "mom-in-chief" snake oil today, no sir.

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