Have you ever thought about shooting your ex a scathing text or email, but just couldn't seem to find the right words -- or the nerve -- to do it? Luckily, Someecards.com has you covered with its slew of snarky, post-split greetings.
Click through the nine slides below to see some of the most biting disses (and check out more here). Don't be surprised if you have trouble limiting yourself to sending just one.
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