Thomas Edwin March IV knows all the elements of a rockin' party -- but he made one big mistake.
The 51-year-old Florida man had the essentials: a pair of 3D glasses, three 20-ounce cans of Ice House beer, a smashed cheeseburger, and a laptop (possibly to blast a little Bob Seger). Party time. But he got arrested because he was allegedly naked, and Bunche Beach isn't a nude beach.
The News-Press reports that passersby started complaining about March on Friday morning after they observed him with his party pack lying on a bench.
A responding deputy asked what March was doing naked with a cheeseburger, but his only response was to remind the officer not to forget his laptop when he was arrested.
The Sun Sentinel reported that March had been following people around at some point during the day.
He has been charged with indecent exposure.