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Jehovah's Witnesses really don't want you to masturbate. They don't even want deaf people to masturbate. So they made a PSA, in sign language telling them that every time you touch yourself, God sheds a single tear.
But since R. Kelly tends to make anything more enjoyable, some genius set the original anti-masturbation PSA to "Ignition (Remix)," and an Internet classic was born.
Who knows, maybe this is a subversive effort on the part of Jehovah's Witnesses to end masturbation once and for all. Either way, listen to "Ignition" one last time before the summer's over... and then, you know, think of something fun to do.