There's already a ton of buzz around the new iPhone 5, but apparently there's some material that didn't get covered in the official Apple press conference.
Luckily, the guys behind The Gentlemen's Rant series are here to fill in the holes.
Because sure, the phone may be thinner, but we're more interested in the camera lens... cover.
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"Oh, these? They're just my texting thimbles. They're perfect for when I'm texting the opposite sex, probably." (via <a href="http://www.textually.org/textually/archives/2010/09/026755.htm" target="_hplink">Textually</a>)
Just when we thought Bluetooth headsets make their wearers look like insufferable douchebags, then insufferable douchebags had to go and outdo themselves with this thing. (via <a href="http://www.cio.com/special/slideshows/silly_smartphone_accessories/slide05#slideshow" target="_hplink">Cio</a>)
At first glance, we see two things problematic about the Cell Mate. The first is that apparently nobody at Cell Mate Headquarters knows about hands-free headsets that come with most cell phones. The second is that it might not be the best strategy to name your product after prisoners. (via <a href="http://www.likecool.com/Cell_Mate--Cellphone--Gear.html" target="_hplink">Like Cool</a>)
Wrist Cell Phone Carrier
This phone wrist accessory looks like it was specifically engineered to piss off Baby Boomers who think younger folks are too attached to their phones. (via <a href="http://www.gizmodiva.com/mobile_phones/wrist_cell_phone_carrier_keeps_your_phone_safe.php" target="_hplink">Gizmodiva</a>)
The infamous TV Hat is a device that magnifies an iPhone's screen so you can watch downloaded TV and movies on the go. It was apparently invented by Steve Martin's character in "The Jerk." (via <a href="http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2010/04/tv-hat-the-dork-tastic-head-mounted-theater/" target="_hplink">Wired</a>)
Banana Cell Phone Holder
This one is great because it's impractical <i>and</i> will make its users look like a lunatic. One day using this would be a fun novelty. Two days would turn you into a character from "Juno." (via <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/duzm9/probably_the_greatest_cell_phone_accessory_ever/" target="_hplink">Reddit</a>)
Also known as the "My Second Amendment fetish must extend to all areas of my life" iPhone holder. (via <a href="http://www.shinyshiny.tv/2010/07/top_ten_weird_iphone_apps.html?pic=7#gallery" target="_hplink">ShinyShiny.tv</a>)
Cell Phone Holster
Kill two birds with one stone: carry around your cell phone conveniently, and fulfill your childhood dream of becoming a big strong policeman! Except that you'll probably get killed in the line of duty the first time you reach for your phone in a public place. Also goes perfect with the cell phone revolver! (via <a href="http://ismashphone.typepad.com/.a/6a00e55225079e8834013488e75bbb970c-pi" target="_hplink">iSmashPhone</a>)
Umbilical Cord Power Charger
We're sure that this umbilical cord smart phone power charger was predicted by David Lynch at some point. (via <a href="http://dailycontributor.com/wtf-gadget-of-the-day-wiggling-umbilical-cord-iphone-charger/18637/" target="_hplink">Daily Contributor</a>)