"Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. I worry what you just heard was: Give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?"
It's hard to tell where Nick Offerman ends and Ron Swanson begins. Never before more than this new video from CollegeHumor, where Offerman performs a surprisingly excellent ode to bacon in the form of beat poetry.
We don't know if Allen Ginsberg would have approved of bacon, but he certainly would have liked the crispiness of Offerman's recitation.
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