Of course we love sriracha. We don't know anyone who doesn't -- unless they haven't heard of it yet, in which case it's just a matter of time before they do and inevitably become a full-fledged addict. We proudly profess our sriracha-addict status, and we know we're not alone.
We've found Tumblr pages devoted to sriracha, a cookbook written entirely on it, and (our personal favorite) a rendition of Michelangelo's "The Creation of Adam" that depicts God handing Adam not his hand, but a bottle of sriracha.
And while we wouldn't mind hooking ourselves up to the sriracha IV to get our daily fix, for the meantime we'll occupy ourselves with the oh-so-clever sprayracha bottle to coat an even mist of sriracha on everything we love while we simultaneously chowing down on a sriracha lollipop -- even if they don't taste that good. Because when we say we love sriracha, we really, really mean it.
So, without further ado, we present a love letter to our favorite chili sauce.
Sriracha, We Love You
We Love The Company You Keep
We Love That You're Up For Adventure
You Like To Read, We Think That's Cute
Babies Love You
And Grown Men Love You Too
Who Needs Ketchup When We Have You, Sriracha
You Make Us Want To Eat Food Off A Stick
Broccoli Rabe Looks Good Thanks To You
We Love How You Help Out In The Kitchen
We Just Like How You Spiral
We Love You So Much, We Made You A Shirt
And Got A Tattoo
And Dedicated A Book To You
But We'd Be Lying If We Didn't Admit, We've Got A Thing For The White Rooster Too
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