09/22/2012 01:21 pm ET

Jimmy Fallon's Thank You Notes For Rosh Hashanah, Carly Rae Jepsen & More (VIDEO)

At the end of every week we look forward to Jimmy Fallon's "Thank You Notes" for his witty observations and non-sequiters (not to mention his attempts to crack up The Roots keyboardist James "Honey Boo Boo" Poyser).

This week was no different as Fallon thanked Carly Rae Jepsen, oatmeal, Rosh Hashanah, the French magazine that published the topless Kate Middleton photos and more. See, it's not that Fallon wanted to see Kate Middleton topless, but he's really thankful that it wasn't her sister Pippa who was caught in the act (the world just isn't ready for a "Pippa Nippa Slippa").

Hear all the reasons why Fallon is thankful this week's "Thank You Notes" segment above.


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