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19 Reasons Why There's Probably A Global Bacon Shortage (PHOTOS)

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The pork has hit the fan.

As you've probably heard by now, the U.K.'s National Pig Association is saying that a worldwide bacon shortage by next year is "unavoidable", leading many to believe that a Porkocalypse is upon us. Can you even imagine a world without bacon? No. Stop. Don't even think about it. Never.

In the midst of our panic, we managed to find 19 reasons why this worldwide concern is probably upon us. Maybe if we just eliminate all of these wonderful things from the world, we won't actually run out of bacon (except Ron Swanson though, he can stay).

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