The pork has hit the fan.
As you've probably heard by now, the U.K.'s National Pig Association is saying that a worldwide bacon shortage by next year is "unavoidable", leading many to believe that a Porkocalypse is upon us. Can you even imagine a world without bacon? No. Stop. Don't even think about it. Never.
In the midst of our panic, we managed to find 19 reasons why this worldwide concern is probably upon us. Maybe if we just eliminate all of these wonderful things from the world, we won't actually run out of bacon (except Ron Swanson though, he can stay).
Well, we assume there's a burger in there.
Bacon Apple Pie
Bacon is perfect for lattice crusts!
Two Whole Chickens Covered In Bacon
But we can still see some of the chicken!
Obviously he has something to do with it.
Bacon Van Gogh
Bacon = art.
Bacon Covered Donuts
The day they start selling these at Starbucks, we know we're done for.
Bacon Wrapped Mozzarella Sticks
This is as confusing as it is delicious-looking.
Take that, <a href="http://www.kfc.com/doubledown/">Double Down</a>.
Let's just go ahead and include that too.
And the award for weirdest use of bacon goes to...
Bacon Wrapped Asparagus
The vegetable cancels out the bacon.
Bacon is basically edible wrapping paper at this point.
Bacon Egg Toast
Best use of a dozen eggs we've ever seen.
Because tortilla chips are far too low in sodium.
Yep, that's an omelette inside.
Bacon Pizza Burger
This world really is full of great thinkers.
Bacon Wrapped Hotdog
Who needs a bun?
Bacon Wrapped In Bacon
The circle is complete.
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