As macaroni and cheese lovers, we understand that emotions about the stuff in the blue box can sometimes run high. We don't know what mac and cheese did to deserve this dramatic dressing-down -- but it clearly hurt the Awkward Spaceship guys' feelings.

In this dramatic reading of mac and cheese's ingredients, the sketch group's Dave Urlakis goes on a martini-fueled rant with a tone only ignited by a broken heart. Dave, we're sorry for whatever macaroni and cheese did to you. Just let it all out.


We have to confess that the most amazing thing about this video is how long it actually took to read through that whole list. When Mr. Urlakis' emotional wounds have healed, we'll ask him for his macaroni and cheese martini recipe.

[via Neatorama]

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