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09/28/2012 03:27 pm ET

Best Parenting Tweets: What Moms And Dads Said On Twitter This Week

Sometimes the most sage advice comes from people with little life experience to back it up. "Mom, never eat gas station sushi," one 7-year-old said recently. When asked how he slept, a toddler answered his dad, "with my two eyes closed." But, there are still a few concepts that kids don't understand -- like why moms won't jump rope without a bra on.

All of the above and more hilarious kid quotes showed up on Twitter this week. Of course, while we compiled our favorites, we stumbled upon tweets that tugged at the heartstrings too. Click through the gallery below to read them all -- and vote for your favorites!

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This Week's Best Parenting Tweets

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