Seriously, somebody call this guy's momma.
If you haven't seen the pumpkin dance yet, you definitely don't have enough funk in your life.
There are plenty of remixes featuring this guy busting moves on the web, but this one's the best. Turn your speakers up, blast a little of Jim Johnson's "Somebody Call My Momma" at your home/office/school, and party with us. This Halloween's gonna be funky.
Since you're here:
In April 2012, 81-year-old John Collins suffered a heart attack while flying his small plane over Wisconsin. His wife, Helen, 80, was in the passenger's seat. Helen had no pilot's license, and had only undergone basic take-off and landing training thirty years prior. But with fuel running low and the right engine out, Helen calmly landed the plane, with assistance from aviation officials. Tragically, John Collins passed away that day. Helen suffered a back injury and cracked rib, and has since gained national attention for her unbelievable poise and control.
Tom Guzzi, who is legally blind, defended his home from armed robbers using a kitchen pot as a weapon. Despite being home alone, the quick-thinking Guzzi also shouted, "John, call the police," in order to trick the robbers into thinking someone else was home. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/16/tom-guzzi-fights-robbers-kitchen-pot_n_1676159.html">Read more here.</a>
Girl Scout Iravia Cotton shoulc have gotten a merit badge in vigilantism. When Cotton, 15, realized a pair of thieves at stolen the cash box containing her cookie money, she and fellow Girl Scout Rachel Johnson chased the culprits down. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/05/girl-scouts-punch-thief_n_1320953.html">Read more here.</a>
When Pauline Bragg, a 52-year-old mother of one awoke to find an intruder in her home, she sprang up and chased him out of her house. Once outside, she wrestled the burglar to the ground. Despite getting hit with a two-by-four, Bragg managed to pin the man down until police arrived. Read more here.
Granny Lulu Campbell
A pair of armed men were in for a surprise when they found themselves in a shoot-out with a 57-year-old grandmother. Lulu Campbell says she was dropping off her granddaughter when someone outside her car demanded money and then shot at her, but unbeknownst to him, Granny was also packing heat. She shot right back, striking him in the chest, and a second man fled when Campbell shot at him as well. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/24/granny-lulu-campbell-thwarts-robbery_n_1447815.html">Read more here.</a>
This 86-year-old isn't taking old age lying down. . Instead, she's taking it spinning, jumping and twirling -- on the parallel bars, no less. The white-haired wonder wowed the audience during her gymnastics exhibition at the 2012 Cottbus World Cup in March. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/02/johanna-quaas-86-year-old-gymnast-cottbus-world-cup_n_1397152.html">Read more here.</a>