We have no idea where or exactly when this video was shot, but we don't care.
A topless woman painted her breasts white and blue and ran onto the field before a soccer match -- a youth soccer match -- in a video uploaded to YouTube on Saturday. A security guard quickly apprehended the woman as kids from the opposing team looked on and laughed.
The person who uploaded the video alleges that the woman was wasted.
"And this is why alcohol shouldn't be allowed at youth sports events," the YouTuber writes. "Parents just lose all inhibitions..."
But hey, a fan is a fan.
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