Thing One: Least-Bad In Show: If you think the U.S. economy is lousy, you should see the rest of the world.

According to a goofily named set of indexes dreamed up by the Financial Times -- "Tiger," or Tracking Indices for the Global Economic Recovery -- the U.S. is the best dog in the ugly-dog show of the global economy. Economic data and confidence have been sinking across the Group of 20 big industrialized and developing nations, according to the FT, with the exception of the U.S. An historical look at the Tiger indexes shows they are near their lowest levels since the Great Recession, with the whole global economic recovery "on the ropes," according to Brookings Institution economist Eswar Prasad.

The unifying, and alarming, trait across the global economy is the utter uselessness of politicians to do anything to help, according to the FT, because of political divisions or plain old stupidity. That leaves central bankers around the world to support the entire economy. They've been doing the best they can, printing money from Washington to Tokyo to keep the global economy afloat, but it's not enough, the FT warns.

President Obama, and his re-election hopes, can at least take some comfort in knowing that the U.S. economy is one of the few bright spots in the world. Bloomberg finds reason to think that the global economy will eventually be more balanced, with healthier growth than the credit-driven orgies of recent decades. Meanwhile, Friday's job report showed signs of strong business hiring, helping ease worries that the looming "fiscal cliff" of tax hikes and spending cuts due to arrive next year is already hurting the economy.

But the U.S. has not dodged a bullet or anything: Its economy is still sluggish and uneven, and it's importing problems from the rest of the world. That will show up in corporate earnings for the third quarter, the Wall Street Journal's Tom Lauricella writes. Wall Street analysts are forecasting a decline in earnings from the quarter before, which would be the first drop in nearly three years. The stock market has ignored these warnings so far, surging partly on the promise of more Fed stimulus. Buyer beware.

Thing Two: Week-Long Talkathon: You can hand one thing to global policy makers, though: As useless as they are, at least they continue to talk about the problem. Euro zone finance ministers are meeting in Luxembourg to officially launch their 500-billion-euro bailout fund, Reuters notes. There will be a ribbon-cutting, and then they will set up a folding table and wait for somebody to come along and request aid. Not really, but it's just about that sad. Spain is the most likely candidate, but Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy is hoping he can do without a humiliating bailout, the Washington Post writes. So financial markets still wait anxiously, while depositors put pressure on Spanish banks, the Wall Street Journal writes. Meanwhile, German Chancellor Angela Merkel is bravely paying a visit to Greece, the country she has repeatedly helped force to take painful austerity measures in exchange for bailout cash. So that shouldn't be awkward or anything.

Thing Three: Congress Helps Selves: You'd better get to your fainting couch, because this news could shock you to your core: People in Congress do not always cast votes with only the interests of their constituents and the nation in mind. Some times they cast votes to give a boost to their own or their relatives' seedy business endeavors, according to a Washington Post study.

Thing Four: Huawei Or The Highway: The House of Representatives' Intelligence Committee -- an oxymoron if ever there was one -- has determined that Chinese telecom-parts makers Huawei and ZTE are threats to national security, controlled by China's government. The companies, who desperately want to expand in the U.S., deny the charges, which will be unveiled today, only increasing tensions between the two countries in a season of politically charged rhetoric.

Thing Five: More Labor Unrest At Foxconn: For the second time in as many weeks, workers protested conditions at a Foxconn facility in China, the Financial Times writes. More than 200 workers walked off the job at a plant in Zhengzhou, one of two in China that make the iPhone 5. This dispute sounded more peaceful and orderly than the riot in Taiyuan last month, but is a sign that Chinese manufacturers are under pressure to produce more iPhone 5s, with workers bearing the brunt.

Thing Six: SEC vs. HFT: If you can't beat them, hire them: The hapless Securities and Exchange Commission, struggling to keep an eye on high-frequency trading despite its state-of-the-20th-Century-art Tandy computers, has hired a high-frequency trading firm called Tradeworx to help it learn how to use a new software system that will supposedly help it track the robot-driven trading that now dominates most of the stock market, The New York Times writes.

Thing Seven: Printing Guns Is Easy: Meanwhile, the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms has its own technology problem to worry about: printed guns. With 3-D printers and the right kind of plastic, people will soon be able to simply make their own guns and gun parts at home -- including assault rifles, The New York Times writes, terrifyingly.

Thing Seven And One Half: The Energy Industry's Beautiful Mind: There's a new Matt Damon movie coming out after Christmas called Promised Land, about the effects of fracking on a small town. Sounds like a real holiday crowd-pleaser. But the energy industry is naturally wetting its pants just from the sound of it, the Wall Street Journal writes, and is already gearing up a massive public-relations pushback, which could include Facebook and Twitter campaigns and "bombarding film reviewers with scientific studies." I'm already looking forward to reading what Roger Ebert and Anthony Lane have to say.

Now Arriving By Email: If you'd like this newsletter delivered daily to your email inbox, then please just feed your email address to the thin box over on the right side of this page, wedged narrowly between the ad and all the social-media buttons. OR, if you are logged into a HuffPost account, you could simply click on this link and tick the box labeled "7.5 Things" (and any other kind of news alert you'd like to get). Nothing bad will happen to you if you do, unless you consider getting this newsletter delivered daily to your email inbox a bad thing.

Calendar Du Jour:

Economic Data:

None.

Corporate Earnings:

None.

Heard On The Tweets:

@TonyFratto: How to make #NFP predictions (CAUTION: WONKY): look at last month's #s and then guess + or - .

@jim_newell: Great work by Jack Welch making another mediocre jobs report into one so awesome that the government had to make it up

@Neil_Irwin: If offered the choice ex ante, I wonder if Obama campaign would chosen weak debate performance/strong jobs numbers or vice verse.

@mattyglesias: Stern tongue-lashing Romney delivered to the 47% inspired everyone to get off their butts and find jobs.

And you can follow me on Twitter, too: @markgongloff

Also on HuffPost:

Loading Slideshow...
  • 10. Monsanto

    <strong>2008 Revenue:</strong> $11.365 Billion <strong>Number of Employees:</strong> 21,700 <strong>Market Cap:</strong> $37.85 Billion Most of the agricultural technology industry is based on the production of pesticides and herbicides. Monsanto,however, is at the cutting edge of dozens of crucial agriculture sectors, including genetically modified seeds and animal growth hormones. Despite a large amount of negative press and objections from environmental groups, the fact remains that as the global population continues to grow exponentially, food scarcity will increasingly become an issue. Monsanto's technology, which seeks to maximize crop yields, is a crucial commodity, and that will only increase over time.

  • 9. Cisco

    <strong>2010 Revenue:</strong> $40.04 Billion <strong>Number of Employees:</strong> 70,714 <strong>Market Cap:</strong> $95.97 Billion Cisco is the worlds leading company in terms of market share for routers, the devices that makeup the backbone of the Internet. Cisco's hardware, which include these routers, switches, and wireless and security systems,are used by Internet services providers around the world. This includes a large potion of the international telephone, cable, voice, and data infrastructure. Cisco is also one of the primary investors and providers of virtualization software to make large data centers and server farms more productive. All of the core virtualization software originates from a few technology operations in the US. Cisco is also the leader in video communications with products which run from high-end teleconferencing to home video solutions.

  • 8. General Electric

    <strong>2010 Revenue:</strong> $104.635 Billion <strong>Number of Employees:</strong> 287,000 <strong>Market Cap:</strong> $210.03 Billion GE is the largest provider of sophisticated energy infrastructure in the world. This includes wind turbines, hydro-electric power, nuclear energy, and solar power-all of the strategic sources to reduce dependence on fossil fuel. It also has one of the largest water management businesses in the world. GE is also one of the world's primary providers of highly advanced medical devices, MRI systems, nuclear cardiology, and oncology diagnosis. GE's third strategic business is jet engines, which it designs and manufactures for both the aerospace and military sectors. GE specializes in the development of low-emission engines. GE is routinely on the list of companies which are granted the most patents by the US each year.

  • 7. Intel

    <strong>2010 Revenue:</strong> $43.623 Billion <strong>Number of Employees:</strong> 82,500 <strong>Market Cap:</strong> $111.85 Billion Intel,the world's largest chipmaker, builds semiconductors which power the majority of the world's PCs and servers. The company has also taken a position in the production of hardware for complex portal devices. The global technology company was awarded the eighth most patents in the world last year and the third-most by an American company. Among Intel's latest breakthroughs is its new "Fusion" chip, in which graphics cards and processors are part of the same component, and a working microchip 32 nanometers in size. These tiny chips and the more complex versions Intel has developed have allowed breakthroughs in system processing speeds and dramatically increased the efficiency of businesses. Intel's importance to American business is not limited to chip technology - the company also owns McAfee, the world's largest Internet security company - a business that will become increasingly important to global corporations and governments as cybercrime becomes increasingly sophisticated.

  • 6. Lockheed Martin

    <strong>2010 Revenue:</strong> $45.803 Billion <strong>Number of Employees:</strong> 133,000 <strong>Market Cap:</strong> $28.27 Billion The ability to efficiently make war has gone from a model based on men and machines to one which is in part based on software, communications systems, and sophisticated hardware. The US remains the world's arms merchant because of weapons complexity and flexibility. Lockheed Martin is the largest military contractor in the world, and forms part of the backbone of the America's military technological advantage. It produces state-of-the-art weapons systems, including unmanned drones, the keystones of the future of modern warfare. Lockheed Martin is also one of the key contributors to American space technology, which accounts for about 20% of its revenue. Lockheed was awarded $38 billion in contracts from the U.S. government last year.

  • 5. Boeing

    <strong>2010 Revenue:</strong> $64.306 Billion <strong>Number of Employees:</strong> 160,500 <strong>Market Cap:</strong>$53.57 Billion The number of seats sold to passengers on commercial airlines this year will be more than 2.5 billion. The airline industry has become the most critical part of a transportation sector that allows people and cargo to travel great distances in short amounts of time. Boeing is the world's largest plane maker. It is also the US's largest exporter. Boeing's products cannot be designed or manufactured anywhere in the developing world. The company has only one competitor in the commercial aviation market-Airbus. Boeing also is a leading military and space contractor.

  • 4. IBM

    <strong>2010 Revenue:</strong> $99.870 Billion <strong>Number of Employees:</strong> 426,751 <strong>Market Cap:</strong> $195.17 Billion IBM amassed 5,896 patents in 2010, making it the first company to get more than 5,000 patents in a single year, according to patent research organization IFI Claims Patent Services. The 400,000 employee company is as close as the world has to a universal supplier of IT software, sales, service, and consultancy for every one of the world's large business sectors. IBM has critical operations in a number of strategic parts of the technology industry such as carrier grade Internet security, cloud computing, database management, and enterprise mainframe computers. IBM is also the leader in emerging global technologies which include service-oriented architecture and information on demand.

  • 3. Pfizer

    <strong>2010 Revenue:</strong> $67.809 Billion <strong>Number of Employees:</strong> 110,600 <strong>Market Cap:</strong> $162.3 Billion One of the core goals of the vast pharmaceutical sector of the global economy is to cure disease and prolong life. Most people who do not die of malnutrition, starvation, or war are killed by communicable diseases such as AIDS, heart and vascular disease, cancer and the effect of obesity. This puts advanced drug development at the center of one of the largest business sectors in the world-one which touches tens of billions of people every day. Pfizer, headquartered in New York City, is the largest pharmaceutical company in sales. In 2010, the company had revenue of just under $68 billion. About $39 billion of this came from sales outside of the United States. Pfizer also has the largest R&D department in the pharmaceutical industry with scores of major treatments in its product pipeline.

  • 2. Google

    <strong>2010 Revenue:</strong> $29.321 Billion <strong>Number of Employees:</strong> 24,400 <strong>Market Cap:</strong> $188.7 Billion Google's mission, according to the company, "is to organize the world's information and make it universally accessible and useful." In the 13 years since the company's founding, Google has come close to accomplishing this goal on a global scale. Started by two graduate students at Stanford University, Google is a prime example of American ingenuity and innovation. The company indexes the Internet for a huge portion of its users, effectively controlling how people seek and receive information. The word "Google" has even become synonymous with the act of searching for information on the Internet. The search company is by far the largest in the world and has migrated rapidly from PCs to mobile devices. Google has other businesses which are not large financially but have a profound affect on how technology inter-operates between machines and people. The most dominant of these is the Android mobile operating systems which powers millions of smartphones and other portable devices around the world.

  • 1. Microsoft

    <strong>2010 Revenue:</strong> $62.484 Billion <strong>Number of Employees:</strong> 89,000 <strong>Market Cap:</strong>$216.87 Billion Microsoft plays a significant role in the way that enterprises and governments around the world are organized and operate. The personal computer revolutionized the way business is done. Some pundits argue that Microsoft has become irrelevant, which is ludicrous. The company's software is at the heart of most of the world's computers. It would be hard to call products which are still so universally used obsolete. According to research firm Gartner, in 2008 there were more than one billion PCs in use, and by 2014 there will be two billion in use. Most PCs currently use a Microsoft operating system. As of February 2011, Microsoft's Windows operating system had just under 90% market share, according to analytics firm Net Applications. Microsoft Office's suite of spreadsheet and word processing programs similarly dominate the business software market. The company's influence can also be seen in terms of its size. It currently has the third largest market cap in the US, $216.87 billion. The Windows OS is and will be for some time irreplaceable.