Hell hath no fury like a vengeful digital personal assistant application.

A new parody video from YouTube sketch comedy outfit MATTHIAS imagines what would happen if Siri, the colorful assistant that debuted with the iPhone 4S, could really make decisions based on his or her smartphone history. After a recent update, Siri can now "learn" about the user -- using contacts and call history to better understand requests and adapting to dialect or accent, according to the Apple website -- but nothing to the extent depicted in the video.

You can watch MATTHIAS' humorous video (which also includes a dig or two at the iPhone 5) below:

Siri is quite the budding comedy star, as we've seen in the year since she was introduced by Tim Cook. Siri has delivered some insightful film reviews; she's held a grudge against that incorrigible Zooey Deschanel; and lately she's co-starred in a well-made spoof with rising Democratic star mayor and alpha twin Julián Castro of San Antonio.

On the technological side, Apple recently updated Siri with new capabilities, including the ability to look up sports scores and make restaurant recommendations.

For many pranksters, though, Siri's most vital function remains the same: Saying funny stuff.

Siri, how does a three-picture deal worth $20 million sound?

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  • The 'Piccadilly Circus Massacre'

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    According to Apple Maps, the city of Hong Kong is not actually on Hong Kong Island (because that makes sense...). From: <a href="http://www.ausbt.com.au/6-reasons-travellers-should-be-wary-of-apple-maps-in-ios-6" target="_hplink">Australian Business Traveller</a>

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    Maybe Apple's just giving us a glimpse of what Boston will be like after global warming. From: <a href="http://theamazingios6maps.tumblr.com/post/31923394035/i-93-at-the-zakim-bridge-in-boston-never-knew-it " target="_hplink">The Amazing IOS 6 Maps</a>

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    One for China, and one for Japan. From: <a href="https://twitter.com/samuel_wade/status/248710189820280832" target="_hplink">@samuel_wade</a>

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  • Spelling Fail

    The capital of Ukraine can be spelled Kiev or Kyiv... but definitely not Kylv. From: <a href="http://www.phonearena.com/news/10-fails-found-in-Apple-Maps_id34699#3-" target="_hplink">Phone Arena </a>

  • To Be, Or Not To Be?

    Shakespeare's birthplace Stratford Upon Avon will <em>not</em> be, as Apple Maps has completely erased this town. From: <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/09/20/apples-ios-6-maps-app-fails_n_1899603.html" target="_hplink">Huffington Post UK</a>

  • Lost Apple Store

    In Australia, one Sydney Apple Store is listed on the wrong side of the road. Compared to other Apple Maps mistakes, this isn't too big of a deal -- but c'mon, it's the Apple Store. From: <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/09/20/apples-ios-6-maps-app-fails_n_1899603.html#slide=1546612" target="_hplink">Huffington Post UK </a>

  • London's Lookin' Good...No It's Not

    "What a crock of shit," <a href="https://twitter.com/loopingstar?tw_i=248501412332437504&tw_e=screenname&tw_p=tweetembed" target="_hplink">@loopingstar</a> says of his blurry hometown's new map. From: <a href="https://twitter.com/loopingstar/status/248501412332437504" target="_hplink">@loopingstar</a>

  • Brooklyn Bridge a shadow of its former self

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  • LondonEye

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  • Ghost Races

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