The coveted rapper demographic is still up for grabs in the presidential race, and the stakes just blew up. On one hand, Snoop Dogg, er, Snoop Lion refuses to vote for Romney because "he looks like a ho."
But don't think you can walk away with this thing, Obama. Wait until you see a rap supporting Mitt Romney performed by a bunch of white suburban white kids who appear to live in Utah (which many refer to as the South Central of the northern Southwest). It starts off, "His name Romney and he came to say / He's gonna fix all the problems in the USA," so, we might as well call off the election now.
Unfortunately, unlike Nicki Minaj, it looks like these kids are entirely serious.