Obama knows he messed up at the debate, you guys. In fact, he knows that he was so uninspiring, that he's going to have to come up with a whole new fundraising strategy. (Impassioned emails just aren't going to cut it anymore.) But don't worry, he has a plan. And it is INsane.
Oh, and remember all that weed the DEA confiscated from you? Here's your chance to get it back... for a very reasonable price.