Remember, William Tapley? He's the guy who was furious about all those super-obvious phallic symbols in the art at the Denver airport. Part conspiracy theorist, part comedy genius (at least in our opinion), Tapley has continued to make eye-opening videos since his brief brush with fame. His latest is probably the best pro-Romney political song we've heard, if only because he rhymes derailed with will... like a hero.
Watch all the way to the end to see how he works Newsweek's "The First Gay President" story into the song.