Oh, Maymo. First you steal a cabbage, then you go on an epic crime spree that requires your owners to publicly shame you. Will you ever learn, boy? Will you?
(We hope not.)
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Dad's coming home
Two dogs see their owner for the first time in seven months. If this video doesn't make you happy, your heart is made of stone.
I'm going for a walk
Just say the magic word...
It's raining tennis balls
First there's just one and then... magic
My TV show is on
Wonder what this dog's reaction will be when "Breaking Bad" comes back.
I'm going swimming
In this heat, this pool probably looks inviting to everyone.
There's another animal around
"If I jump from side to side the hamster will come to me!"
It's bath time
Bath, bath, bath, bath, bath
Santa Claus is coming
Don't you dare tell these dogs the truth about Santa Claus!
Time for another walk
"Open the door! Open the door! C'mon open the door!"
It's dinner time
They get this excited, and this is their third bowl!
There's a new member of my family
"I just want to jump up there to give him a kiss on the forehead."
I'm going for a ride in the car
We can only hope they're going to the dog park... and that said dog park video will eventually be posted.
I'm getting more food
Dancing for his supper.
I see my owner!
This dog cannot contain his joy.
He's back! He's really back!
Given how tall this dog is, it's almost like this is a video of two people seeing each other after a long separation.