Water Bottle Ninja Will Keith Is A Water Bottle's Worst Nightmare (VIDEO) 10/12/2012 03:07 pm ET The backstory here is that a water bottle killed his master. Via BuzzFeed Also on HuffPost: 19 Superheroes With WTF Superpowers 19 Superheroes With WTF Superpowers 1 of 19 Matter-Eater Lad Matter-Eater Lad is from the planet Bismoll, where poisonous microbes made all food inedible, forcing the planet's inhabitants to evolve to have the ability to eat any form of matter. Man-Eater Lad can also eat at super-speeds and consume matter otherwise thought to be indestructible, meaning that theoretically, he could eat Superman. (Via Manolith) Share this slide: More: Funny Videos FOLLOW COMEDY facebook twitter Suggest a correction GET THE NEWSLETTER Enter your email address to get top stories and blog posts emailed to you each day. CONVERSATIONS FOLLOW HUFFPOST HuffPost Comedy HuffPost Comedy HuffingtonPost Available on the App Store Android App on Google Play Get it at Blackberry App World HUFFPOST NEWSLETTERS Enter your email address to get top stories and blog posts emailed to you each day. Get top stories and blog posts emailed to me each day. Newsletters may offer personalized content or advertisements. Learn More.