Chelsea Handler called in all of her favors from Hollywood friends in support of the season premiere of her late night talk show on Monday night.
First, Gwyneth Paltrow and Cameron Diaz dropped a beat, rapping for Handler, who just moved her show into a new studio. Then Handler landed good pal Jennifer Aniston as a guest, and she even got Sandra Bullock stripped down.
In a skit, Bullock surprises Handler while she's in the staff showers of her "fancy new studio," tells Handler to stop calling herself the "white Oprah" and lectures her while both women remain completely naked.
"You have a responsibility to be a respectable talk show host. This comes directly from Oprah's mouth to my ear, to my mouth, out of my mouth, into your ear, down your body, out your vagina, up my vagina and out my ass," Sandra tells her, as Handler looks on in befuddlement. “You have a responsibility to be a role model to young girls and gay and questioning men. Okay? And you need to lay off the booze."
Bullock also tells Handler to stop sleeping with guests, and says that's the reason she hasn't done her show. "I don't want to sleep with you."
"I don't sleep with that many anymorec... just some of the rappers," Handler responds, referring to her romance with 50 Cent.
The skit continues on in that fashion, and those looking to see a naked Bullock deride Handler for two-and-a-half minutes should watch the video.