Funny Or Die's Children's Theater Critic With Alfred Molina (VIDEO)

10/19/2012 11:55 am ET | Updated Dec 19, 2012

We know you think your little Katie or Brandon the most magical kid to ever walk the halls of their elementary school, but as far as this children's theater critic is concerned, that couldn't be farther from the case.

Katie's work in "Annie" was sub-par and Brandon's performance in "Charlotte's Web" was embarrassing.

Don't believe us? Check out the Funny Or Die video above.

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