Words fail to explain exactly what was going through the mind of one apparently very amorous patron at a Tennessee T.G.I. Fridays. But as the message left for a male server suggests, he or she definitely was planning something big.
A picture of the receipt, dated April 27, surfaced on Reddit, where it has already racked up 1,777 comments since Thursday. In a blue ballpoint scrawl, the unidentified customer wrote: "Oh and by the way... i'd fit perfectly on your face."
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Consumerist, which picked up the story, notes that the subtle message could do with a bit of context.
Could it be that she has been looking for a new career as a pair of glasses and thinks he could benefit by her being situated thusly on his person? Or could she be like Thumbelina and therefore would like to make his face her new tiny abode?
When reached for comment, a manager at the Memphis branch of the chain, located off Highway 64, told The Huffington Post that, "Our policy is that teammates are not supposed to take pictures of receipts because there may or may not be compromised information on them."
Receipt pick-up lines are more common than one might think. (And it goes without saying, the messages are always exceedingly classy.)
In August, a customer at a burger joint was surprised to find "Best Butt" and "Best Looking" itemized along with her veggie bowl. The "compliments" afforded the customer a $0.02 discount.
Another server advertised his horniness via receipt: "Michael is always available for one night stands," the slip reads.
On the other hand, racist epithets on receipts are generally less appreciated. In January, a customer at a New York Papa John's discovered a restaurant employee had used the racial slur "lady chinky eyes" to describe her.
Check out some other outrageous receipts:
'Best Butt' Discount
One woman was surprised to find that along with her veggie bowl, she received a <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/21/best-butt-discount-customer-receipt_n_1819442.html" target="_hplink">discount for having the 'best butt'</a> and being the 'best looking' person in the fast food joint.
Dry Cleaner Gaffe
A customer got quite a surprise when he picked up his freshly-laundered shirts. The anonymous consumer, dubbed <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/27/dry-cleaner-dubs-customer_n_1834484.html" target="_hplink">'Asshole, Alex'</a> apparently had the cleaning bill comped.
Pizza With A Side Of Racism
A Papa John's customer snapped a photo of her receipt, which contained an <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/07/lady-chinky-eyes-papa-johns-store-uses-receipt-to-call-woman-racial-slur_n_1191434.html" target="_hplink">offensive racial slur</a> in place of the customer's name.
Two Burger King employees were fired after a customer noticed that his <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/17/burger-king-f_ck-you-receipt_n_785143.html" target="_hplink">receipt read 'F*ck You'</a> where it would normally say 'Thank You'.
Bruins Celebrate In Style
After the Boston Bruins won the Stanley Cup, they partied... hard. The team apparently <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/23/boston-bruins-bar-tab-infographic_n_883071.html" target="_hplink">rang up a $156,000 bar tab</a> at a nightclub in the Foxwoods Casino, according to the <em>Boston Globe</em>.
Restaurant Settles Suit Over Racial Slurs
A California steak house settled a lawsuit with a customer that claimed his <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/15/racist-restaurant-receipts_n_1279363.html" target="_hplink">credit receipts contained several racial slurs</a> where his name should have been.
Radio Shack Refund Gets Ugly
A Maryland woman got a little something extra along with her refund when she discovered that an <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/13/radio-shack-receipt-ugly-itch-insults-shanae-lewis_n_1342834.html" target="_hplink">associate deemed her an 'ugly itch'</a> from 'ghettohood, USA'.
Chick-Fil-A In Hot Water
Chick-Fil-A garnered national attention after a <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/13/chick-fil-a-ching-chong-r_n_1146266.html" target="_hplink">customer snapped a photo</a> of two receipts that had labeled Asian-American customers as 'Ching' and 'Chong'.
Walmart Customers Find Jesus
A couple claimed their <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/18/jesus-in-walmart-receipt_n_901548.html" target="_hplink">Walmart receipt contained the face of the Son of God</a>.
Now THAT'S An Account Balance
An ATM customer found this surprising receipt still in the machine. The receipt, which shows a whopping <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/30/100-million-atm-receipt_n_887993.html" target="_hplink">balance of nearly $100 million</a>, supposedly belonged to hedge fund manager David Tepper.
Server Has Choice Words For Kids
A server at a Chichos Pizza <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/21/high-as-shit-kids-receipt_n_1291724.html" target="_hplink">restaurant labeled his customers</a> as 'high as shit kids'. Fortunately, the customers had a sense of humor and posted the receipt to Reddit to much fanfare.
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