Mitt Romney has yet to release most of his tax returns, but Onion News Network has uncovered something possibly more damning: his Google search history. No matter who you are, that's a fate worse than death, but when you're running for president, you probably don't want Americans to find out you've Googled "normal way for men to shake hands" and begun many searches with "I demand."

Check out the video above for their exclusive report, and below, see what Twitter users suspect might be found in Romney's Google searches.

(Note: Romney's real Google searches have not been leaked, in case you're the type who thinks The Onion is real.)

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